Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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