Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
zippers are such a cool invention
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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