Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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