just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Can I color on your dick again?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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