I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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