i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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