new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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