i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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