HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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