i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
In other news, I just burned my penis
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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