How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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