I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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