Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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