i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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