i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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