in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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