Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
where am i from again
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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