First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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