This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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