I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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