you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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