is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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