broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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