I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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