I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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