Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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