everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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