i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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