I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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