I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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