Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you will always have a special place in my vag
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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