did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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