Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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