Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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