It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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