I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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