Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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