I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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