Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
BRING THE BAGELS
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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