Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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