I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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