Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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