Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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