i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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