More tranny stories later!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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