I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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