wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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