Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The dick lei will go down in squad history
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You left your phone here
Wait...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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