haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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