You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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