My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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