i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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