OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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