You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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