Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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