mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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